Host: Today is going to be [insert celebrity here] challenge
Me: okay
Crew: OMG I GOT THIS SONG I'M SO EXCITED SDAHDJHKJSAHJDAKFKHAKJHFKHAKJH
Me: ...
Crew: My life is sad, I broke my nail yesterday and-
Me: *goes to tumblr*
...
My dash is dead
Everybody is watching the show
*comes back*
Crew: *Starts dancing*
Me: Finally!
I like that backflip.
Host: Now the judges will-
Me: YES
THE JUDGES
DO IT
D-trix: *starts talking*
Crowd: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: ...
Look, I can see JC!
He is writing!
He is so cute and-
Crowd: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: Wait, what did I lose?!
Host: Mamacita
Lil Mama: *starts talking*
Crowd: AAAAHHH
Me: ...
Host: JC
Me: AKJHSDKJASDHKJAHJDHJKSA
JC Chasez
JDKLSAJDKADJKLJSADJLSJ
JC: I think-
Me: SHUT UP JC IS TALKING!
Look at him
He is so smart look at the way he talks
He is so cute
His voice is perfect
I like his haircut
JC: And this crew-
Me: I agree
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JC: ...
Me: SHUT UP YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HIS PERFECTION
JC: ...
Crowd: ...
JC: Essentially-
Me: SJAHDJAHSDJHASHDK
Host: Thanks, JC.Now we are going to a break-
Me: NO
NOT ANOTHER BREAK!
GO BACK TO JC
PLEASE DON'T GO TO-
Ad: Buy our new car!
Me: ...